Additional fun on the train this morning:
Just before we set off, the man in the seat behind jumped up and started frantically scrabbling about under the nearby seats. Finding nothing, he moved a bit further afield and to the other side of the aisle where he started going through discarded paper bags.
This went on for a few minutes and there was lots of ‘I had it a few minutes ago’, ‘I had it when I was reading the paper’…
Eventually, he found what he was looking for, and returning to his seat waving it like a trophy, informed the worried passengers: ‘its terrible when you loose your teeth’…