Call screen off; got a marketing call for Mr Smith. He's dead, said I. Oh that's a shame, can you help me, said she... where's the compassio 2010/09/07
Called the council about the bees again, I've got 2 sets now!
Cats, foxes, squirrels, honey bees... what next; bears? 2010/09/07
RT@SarahMillican75: how the hell do you shag Rooney? if you lie back and think of England, it's worse cos you get all the other fuckers too 2010/09/06
RT @cracked Here's how horoscopes are really created: http://bit.ly/b1KnLt2010/09/06
http://ping.fm/p/Fk8zb - Nice colour on the acer; but unfortunately it also means that Autumn is approaching 2010/09/04