George W Bush had lots, and help from his father; who had even more.
The leading city bankers (who have just helped to trash the world economy) had absolutely loads.
The people who designed the Titanic had a lot too.
But apparently Barack Obama doesn’t have any (or not very much), and a lot of people are very worried about this… what is it?
… experience …
Oh well, never mind, he will just have to rely on his advisors, personal intelligence and rational thinking – somehow I think it will get him by…